I think I saw a 'Nine words' for men when I was googling this for a c & p. It was literally a nine-word sentence.

And that ninth one? Andy uses that one (over-the-top sarcastically) when coming back into the living room after making coffee, as if to joke that I should have been the one performing that task. :)

(BTW, did you notice my addition to the Hal/Kris saga at 2mins?)